Bum Bitch Anti Valentine’s Room Spray
Some energy simply isn’t welcome here. Our “Bum Bitch Repellant” Room & Linen Spray is a funny, unapologetic home fragrance gift for anyone whose standards are officially staying high.
Pick a scent that smells expensive, unbothered, or whatever mood you’re going for. Perfect for Galentine’s gifts, breakup baskets, best friend surprises, or treating yourself after finally blocking the number.
A few spritzes freshen rooms, linens, bedding, and any space that has recently been cleared of nonsense.
Results against actual bum behavior may vary. Your room, however, will smell fantastic.
Product Highlights
- Funny home fragrance gift with plenty of attitude
- Available in your choice of scent
- Perfect for best friends, Galentine’s Day and breakup gifts
- Freshens rooms, linens and soft surfaces
- Equal parts useful, ridiculous and giftable
Ways to Use
- Spray directly into the air whenever bad vibes linger
- Spritz bed linens and pillows
- Mist towels and bathrobes
- Freshen bathrooms and living spaces
- Lightly mist curtains, upholstery and carpets
- Refresh the car after dropping someone off for the last time
A Little Fine Print Before the Fun
For room and linen use only. Not intended for use as a perfume or body spray. Do not spray directly onto skin. Avoid contact with eyes, pets, food and delicate surfaces. Keep away from heat and open flames. Always spot test fabrics in a small, hidden area before use. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
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Product Specs
6oz
5.5 inches
2.13 inches
Room & Linen Spray FAQs
Wondering how to get the most from your Room & Linen Spray? Find helpful answers about where to use it, how to apply it, fabric care, fragrance strength, and more.
What is Room & Linen Spray?
Room & Linen Spray is a multi use fragrance mist designed to refresh rooms, linens, fabrics, and other everyday spaces with lasting fragrance.
Where can I use Room & Linen Spray?
Use it in bedrooms, bathrooms, offices, closets, cars, and other areas that could use a quick fragrance refresh.
Can I spray it on fabric?
Yes. It can be lightly misted onto many fabrics, including bedding, curtains, pillows, and upholstery. Always spot test in an inconspicuous area first.
How do I use Room & Linen Spray?
Spray into the air or hold the bottle approximately 6 inches away from the item you want to refresh. Mist lightly and allow fabrics to dry completely.
How much should I spray?
Start with a few light sprays and add more as desired. Fragrance strength can vary by scent, room size, and personal preference.
How long does the fragrance last?
Fragrance longevity varies depending on the scent, surface, airflow, and amount used. Fabrics often hold fragrance longer than open air.
Can I use it as an air freshener?
Yes. Spray it into the air whenever you want to quickly freshen a room or add fragrance to your space.
Can I use it in my car?
Yes. Room & Linen Spray is great for refreshing car interiors. Lightly mist fabric surfaces or spray into the air, avoiding dashboards, screens, leather, and other sensitive surfaces.
Can I spray it directly on bedding and pillows?
Yes. Lightly mist bedding, blankets, and decorative pillows from a distance. Allow them to dry before use and always spot test first.
Will Room & Linen Spray stain fabric?
The formula is designed for use on many fabrics, but materials can react differently. Always perform a spot test before spraying a larger area.
Can I spray it on clothing?
It can be lightly misted onto many fabrics, but we recommend spot testing first and avoiding delicate or specialty materials.
Is Room & Linen Spray safe around pets?
Allow the mist to settle and surfaces to dry before allowing pets back into the area. Do not spray directly on pets, pet bedding while occupied, food, or water bowls.
Can I use it on hard surfaces?
Room & Linen Spray is intended primarily for air and fabric fragrance. Avoid spraying directly onto floors, painted surfaces, wood, electronics, and other surfaces that may be sensitive to alcohol or fragrance oils.
Is Room & Linen Spray flammable?
Yes. Because the formula contains alcohol, keep it away from flames, heat, sparks, and other ignition sources. Do not spray near an open flame.
What if I’m not sure which fragrance to choose?
Choose based on the scent profile you normally enjoy, whether that is fresh, fruity, floral, warm, woody, or masculine inspired. Fragrance descriptions and notes are included with each scent option.
Scent Library
Our collection of unique scents and fragrance blends. Not all scents are available for every product.
Oatmilk & Honey- Warm oatmeal combines with sweet milk and a base of sweet honey and vanilla beans.
Cashmere Infusion- A warm, intriguing fragrance that combines sweet cocoa butter and coconut. Elegant under notes of cedarwood, jasmine, and rich vanilla complete this unique, lovely blend.
Lavender Clouds- A fresh scent with a sweet combination of marshmallow and sugared vanilla with soft touches of fresh lavender.
Mandarin & Lime- A rich blend of Italian mandarin, accented with juicy lime and earthy basil undertones.
Amber Linen- Light and airy cotton with the richness of amber mingled with floral and woody notes. An earthy twist on the classic clean cotton.
Cherry Lemonade- A blend of tart cherries and freshly squeezed lemons.
Sweet Sunrise- A nostalgic and delicious aroma that smells exactly like a bowl of fruity cereal!
Blackberry Mimosa- Boozy blackberry, strawberry, and pomegranate, citrus middle notes of mandarin, grapefruit, and lime, with a base note of bamboo.
Lavender Apricot- Top notes of lavender, apple, pomelo and apricot. Middle notes of magnolia, lavender, bamboo and dahlia followed by base notes of sandalwood, cedar, musk and cashmere wood.
Rosé Sunset- A sparkling introduction of lemon zest, pink raspberries and mandarin shine on top
Sugared Citrus- Clean and fresh with tropical greenery and sugared citrus notes of strawberry, jasmine and sweet raspberry.
Bottomless Mimosa- Sweet Notes of Pineapple, Orange Juice and sparkling Rose.
Sea Salt + Orchid- An elegant aroma of tropical orchid, jasmine and white musk with hints of sea salt and ozone.
Baja Cactus- Citrusy, fruity, green and slightly spicy top notes, jasmine, lavender, and bergamot floral mid-notes and vanilla and musk bottom notes.
Blackberry Magnolia- Refreshing ripe blackberries, apples, magnolia, melon and a hint of sugar.
Pink Beaches- A soft, exotic fragrance accord of soothing citrus, a medley of tropical fruits and greens with hints of white florals and musk.
Pineapple Grove- Tropical pineapple chunks united with fresh, herbal sage, rosemary and green leaves makes for a delicious and relaxing aroma.
Jamaica Me Crazy- An exotic, tropical blend of island fruits, coconut, sugared rum and a hint of vanilla.
Mango & Coconut- A tropical blend of mango slices, pineapple chunks, and orange zest topped off with a splash of coconut milk.
High Tide- A captivating scent of fresh, ozonic ocean tide rolling up a rocky shoreline.
Galaxy- A deep, complex masculine accord of bergamot, lemon-lime, and grapefruit on a foundation of rich, exotic amber, sandalwood and cardamom.
Iced Woods- Smells like a sexy man! Complex notes of lavender, vanilla, woodsy and musk create this fragrance.
Ebony Teakwood- Cedar wood and oak wood intertwine with warm mahogany. Topped with hints of clean lavender and the rosy nuances of geranium
Black Currant- Sophisticated saffron, sweet anise, and a whisper of eucalyptus, luscious black currants and blackberries.
Black Sea- Salty oceanic accords combine with dark musk and sandalwood to fill your space with this balanced, airy scent.
Vanilla & Oak- A sweet, woodsy walk through the park. sweet vanilla crème, white oak and warm amber. Gently brushed by leather and patchouli.
Ancient Incense- Oriental fragrance with light hints of pear and apple to start followed with exotic florals drying to a background of patchouli and warm vanilla.
Pepper & Bergamot- This is a spicy, woody fragrance enhanced with spicy black pepper, bergamot, lavender and anchored in deep woodsy notes.
Bourbon & Tobacco- Cedarwood and tobacco blended with blushed rose petals, tonka bean and oak-aged bourbon.
Cuban Cigar- Intense, sweet tobacco scent with spicy notes of clove, anise, cinnamon with a tiny bit of citrus, sandalwood, patchouli, amber, oakmoss and musk.
Tobacco + Bay Leaf- Earthy and woodsy! Top notes of bay leaf and fir needle and then leading into a heart of bright bergamot and cedarwood of a sweet tobacco base.
Hidden Library- Top notes of peach, plum peony and violet. Bottom notes of leather, patchouli, vanilla, and musk.
Vanilla Smoke- A rustic and masculine fragrance that balances smoke, creamy vanilla notes and spices.
Coconut Santal- Coconut milk, cedar, sandalwood and tonic bean.
Dark Coconut- A unique blend of rare mahogany layered with coconut, sandalwood, vanilla and oakmoss.
Cranberry- A sweet red berry scent with that cranberry "tang".
Frasier Fir- Classic Fraser Fir fragrance with notes of cypress that fold into woodsy mid notes of evergreen and cedar.
Peppermint Creme- A bright, refreshing blend of pure peppermint with hints of crisp mint and sweet vanilla.
Flannel Jacket- A warm, inviting masculine blend of spicy bergamot, rich mahogany wood, and soft musk.
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